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Of Course Johnny Manziel Homered At Petco Park, Bros

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Texas A&M quarterback and eventual Buffalo Bill Johnny Manziel found a winning formula with trainer George Whitfield last year, as the 20-year old became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy.

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Bryce Harper Tweeted His Graphic Toe Injury

Bryce Harper is a 20-year old baseball phenom with lucrative endorsement deals, one bitchin’ Mercedes and a lifetime supply of Chipotle.

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Nightmare Fuel Validated: The Veep Mascot Is A Guest Racing President

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Out of context, that's the most "Yahoo Serious Festival" headline I've ever written.

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Bryce Harper Is The Luckiest Man Alive

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The Washington Nationals are amazingly fortunate.

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Check Out Bryce Harper’s New Under Armour Ad And/Or 1980s Music Video

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Washington Nationals sophomore Bryce Harper is probably going to be one of the best players of this generation and possibly the best player with a faux hawk in Major League Baseball history.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Arian Foster Will Score 40 Points Tonight, Right? RIGHT???

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I don’t ask for much in this life, other than an ageless super model girlfriend who poops million dollar bills, but if Houston Texans RB Arian Foster could grab me about 160 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Jets’ horrible run defense tonight, that would be groovy like a disco movie.

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The Most Important Sports Story Of Our Lifetime: Teddy Won The Presidents Race

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Teddy finally won the GEICO Racing Presidents race at Nationals Park.

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With Leather’s Watch This: Congrats Braves?

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I don’t want to bag on the Atlanta Braves, because I have a lot of friends who are #BARVES fans and I respect their fanfare.

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Worst Thing That Exists: A Nickelback Shersey

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n/t Well, text, because I'm supposed to add humor and analysis to this or whatever, but Jesus Christ, this guy has a customized Nickelback shersey.

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Jayson Werth Catches Fly Ball Bare-Handed

Struggling to shield his eyes from the sun, Washington Nationals outfielder Jayson Werth resorts to his bare hand to make the catch at the last second during Sunday's game against the Philadelphia Phillies.

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Bryce Harper's Expert Baseball Advice: "Be As Sexy As You Can"

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Nationals' rookie Bryce Harper held his first ever youth baseball camp yesterday, taking time out of his very busy schedule to work with hundreds of Washington area kids on their hitting and fielding.

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That’s A Dead Meme, Bro

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On June 12, Washington Nationals rookie outfielder Bryce Harper responded to a reporter's inquiry about whether or not he'd be having a "celebratory Canadian beer" with the immortal phrase, "That's a clown question, bro".

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Hey Girl, Bryce Harper Probably Loves Teens Who Embarrass Themselves On YouTube

This is a picture of Washington Nationals rookie Bryce Harper with UFC ring girl/Playboy playmate Brittany Palmer.

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The Dugout: A Pussy Move

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Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon and Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson have spent the last few days insulting each other over an incident involving pine tar on Joel Peralta's gloves.

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The Best Of 'That's A Clown Question, Bro'

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Watching this video is like watching the birth of a beautiful child.

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Tonight's fantasy baseball game through FanDuel is one of the best deals we've ever offered: for only one dollar (remembering that you've probably got a dollar in loose change in your couch right now) you can enter, set up your own fantasy squad for Friday night and win money from a $300 cash pool.


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