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This Fugitive Was Arrested After He Gave A Newspaper His Opinion On The Washington Redskins Controversy

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This brazen criminal gave his thoughts on the Washington Redskins name change in an opinion article.

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Meet The Real Life Goldilocks Who Resides In Florida Because Of Course She Does

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Real life Goldilocks has been found by the internet, and better yet -- she's from Florida!

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The Dumbest Burglar Ever Checked Facebook During A Robbery And Forgot To Log Out

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Alternately this criminal could have just left his business card or a signed photograph at the scene of the crime.

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Worst Burglar Ever Gets Chased Off By A Backscratcher-Wielding 63-Year-Old Cancer Patient On Oxygen

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We bet this burglar totally got laughed at by all of his burglar friends after this.

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Master Criminals Apprehended After Taking Selfie With Stolen iPhone

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Two teens were arrested after stealing another boy's phone and then taking a selfie with it, identifying themselves. S-M-R-T!

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Florida Woman Taken Into Custody Admitted To Stashing Weed In Her Vagina, As One Does

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A Florida woman was taken into custody shortly before discovering she had her drugs stashed in her special lady area.

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Dummy Ex-Student Calls In Bomb Threat To Cancel Graduation So No One Will Know She Dropped Out

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A college student is charged with calling in a bomb threat so her family wouldn't find out she dropped out and pocketed the tuition money.

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Meet The Dumbest Criminal Ever Who Incriminated Himself With A Pre-Robbery Selfie

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This robbery suspect might have gotten away with his crime if he hadn't snapped a quick selfie of himself beforehand.

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Dumbest Guy Ever Fakes His Own Kidnapping For $200 Ransom From His Mother

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A twenty-five year-old man claimed that drug dealers would kill him over a $200 ransom. He should have at least blamed the mafia.

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Accused Murderer Is Worried That Having The Word ‘MURDER’ Tattooed Prominently Across His Neck Might Hurt His Case

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A Kansas man is worried that his giant "MURDER" tattoo might hurt his case after murdering a man and leaving his body in a ditch.

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Man Arrested For Assaulting His Girlfriend With … Easter Eggs?

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A Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania man spent his Easter in jail after an egg dyeing incident went awry.

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Couple Steals Vehicle So Husband Can Make Court Date, And It Didn’t Even Happen In Florida

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A couple was charged with stealing a car which was tracked to a courthouse where the husband was appearing on drug charges.

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Florida Woman Brazenly Steals Wine From A Grocery Store, Sans Pants

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A Florida woman strolled into a Publix earlier this week, picked up two boxes of wine and then strolled back out.

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The ‘Nerdy Bandit’ Terrorizing Portland, Oregon American Apparel Stores Has Finally Been Apprehended

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Portland, Oregon's "Nerdy Bandit" has finally been apprehended after a crime spree dating back to October of 2013.

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21 Year-Old Man Busted For DUI Wears The Most Literal T-Shirt Ever

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Pro tip: Cops find it especially helpful when your mugshot also states a brief description of why you were arrested.

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Amazing ‘Maury’ Couple Arrested In A Hotel Brawl The Night Before Taping

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If you're slated to appear on 'Maury' and have a tattoo on your neck that says "cut throat," odds are you're not gonna make it to the show.

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Hero Priest Caught Driving Drunk While Armed And Carrying Marijuana

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This badass priest with the Catholic Diocese of Fairbanks was charged with a DUI plus drugs and weapons offenses after he being pulled over last week.

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Dumbest 22 Year-Old Woman Ever Might Be Heading To Jail Thanks To A Facebook Brag

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Violating terms of your probation? Sounds like a good thing to share on social media!

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You’ll Never Guess What Happened When A Bank Accidentally Deposited $31,000 Into A Teenager’s Account

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Earlier this month a man deposited $31,000 into his bank, however due to an oversight the money was accidentally given to an 18-year-old with the same name.

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Hand To God, A Man Named Christopher Reeves Was Busted For Meth Wearing A Superman Shirt

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All of the weirdo stars must have been in perfect alignment for a man named Christopher Reeves to get arrested wearing a Superman shirt.




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