Oversharing Users Helped Instagram Have The Best Holiday Ever


Did you share your Thanksgiving or Hanukkah celebrations on Instagram? Well you helped set another usage record while annoying your family.

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Morrissey Brought His Genuine Brand Of Joy To Thanksgiving

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The outspoken singer set his sights on Thanksgiving and President Obama in the most Morrissey of fashions. It seems that meat is still murder, who knew?


10 Movie-Related Things I’m Thankful for This Year

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In honor of Thanksgiving, 10 movie-related things we're thankful for, in no particular order.


30 Football Things To Be Thankful For


Football is wonderful and if you don’t love it you are a communist who hates America.


A Thanksgiving Tradition: Revisiting The Time A Newswoman Vigorously Fellated A Turkey Gobbler On Live TV


A sexy news blooper worth watching every single Thanksgiving until the end of time.

Hey Look! It’s 8 Rejected Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons!

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If parade officials really wanted to go topical, they would use the ideas I sent them. Sadly, they were all rejected.


25 Little Known Facts About Thanksgiving


Pilgrims never had buckles on their hats, and other little-known facts about Thanksgiving.


Traditional Thanksgiving Dishes, Ranked From Worst To Best

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Some traditional Thanksgiving dishes are better than others. This is the definitive Thanksgiving dish ranking list.


The Story Of Thanksgiving (According To Kids) Is More Adorable Than Accurate


Sometimes it's best to just let kids jabber until they iron things out.


5 Awkward Things About Thanksgiving That Will Never Stop Being Awkward

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Thanksgiving already has it rough being right in between Halloween and Christmas -- your drunk relatives aren't helping.


Facts That Prove Turkeys Are Badass


And you thought turkey was just that thing served at Thanksgiving dinner.


Breast Implants For Turkeys


You don't have to settle for boring, flat-chested turkeys this Thanksgiving thanks to "Turkey Tits.

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Tracy Morgan Helps ‘Late Night’ Celebrate Thanksgiving By Being Tracy Morgan

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Check out this amazing bit by Tracy Morgan on 'Late Night' to celebrate Thanksgiving before your family ruins it.


To Get You In The Thanksgiving Spirit, Here’s A Supercut Of People Saying ‘Jive Turkey’

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To get us all in the mood for Thanksgiving, our friends at Original Comedy whipped up this supercut of TV and movie characters saying, 'Jive turkey.'


These Adorable Animals Are Ready For Thanksgiving. Are You?


Let's put the stress of the holidays out of our minds by laughing at cats and dogs stuffed into Thanksgiving-themed outfits. We're feeling thankful already.


Please Allow Kristen Stewart To Explain Thanksgiving For You


Thanksgiving is this week. Perhaps you could use a reminder of what it's all about.

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