Morning news shows always need the right amount of light-hearted fluff, because people are angriest when they first wake up or when their husband first leaves them with the kids all damn day. In Australia, someone at the Nine Network thought “Today” hosts Karl Stefanovic and Lisa Wilkinson should capitalize on the popularity of curling at the Olympics by playing some Wii curling (see video below). Except the thing is, well, if you replace the broom with a Wii controller, twelve-year-olds like me can’t help but notice that it looks like they’re furiously masturbating (which is generally the best way to masturbate, IMHO).
Anyway, this reminds me: I really want to date a curler. A female curler, I mean. Oh, who am I kidding? I’ll take what I can get.