How to Get Away with Murder (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) — Viola Davis is back for more murder, y’all. Fresh off her Emmy win, Davis returns as Annalise and her students try to move on from a tense first season. Oh, and Rebecca’s murderer is revealed.
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — Back for a 12th season, the staff at Grey Sloan Memorial are caught up in their usual web of drama as Bailey’s still got her eyes on the prize… the chief of surgery vacancy, and April heads back to Seattle.
Heroes Reborn (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — This is your Pacquiao vs. Mayweather of the 2015 TV slate. Years after everyone was clamoring for more Heroes, creator Tim Kring returns with a continuation of the short-lived superhero series.
The Player (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) — Wesley Snipes and Philip Winchester star in a Las Vegas-set thriller about a high-stakes crime-fighting game.”I’ll take ‘Probably the first NBC drama to get canceled this season’ for $200, Alex.”
Married (FX, 10:00 p.m.) — New time slot alert! One fish, two fish, red fish… something fish. Russ bites off more than he can chew when he gets roped into writing a children’s book.
Review (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — No one’s happier about tonight’s episode of Review than Forrest MacNeil, who has to keep a smile on his face for an entire episode as he reviews unrelenting happiness.
Thursday Night Football (CBS, 8:25 p.m.) — Kirk Cousins leads the Washington Football Club against Eli Manning and the G-Men in what’s sure to be a battle of suck. Here’s to hoping the Giants hired someone who has “clock management” on their LinkedIn skills list.
Documentary Now (IFC, 10:00 p.m.) — Bill Hader and Fred Armisen reprise their roles as passive-aggressive bandmates in The Blue Jean Committee Part 2, which serves as the season one finale.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Billy Gardell, Kristen Schaal and Kurt Vile on Conan; Andrew Sullivan, Maria Shriver and Jim Gaffigan on Colbert; Mel Brooks and Jerrod Carmichael on Corden; Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Chris Hardwick, Big Grams and Micky Dolenz on Fallon; Shonda Rhimes, Dave Salmoni and Jill Scott on Kimmel; Anne Hathaway, Ben McKenzie and Francis Garcia & Sal Basille on Meyers.
