Hey, bananas have needs, too. For the victim’s sake, I hope he was sodomized after he got killed. [girlcyborg via juliasegal]
And now we know why I joined the Marines. Arkard looks at seven wartime recruitment posters that skew to the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” crowd. [UPROXX]
I MUST SEE IT. Vince’s enthusiastic review for Elite Squad 2, a Brazilian action flick that’s presently kicking ass at Sundance. [FilmDrunk]
Super XLV: Steelers-Packers. I will now spend the next two weeks dreading the possibility of Ben Roethlisberger winning his third Super Bowl. [With Leather]
David E. Kelley’s ‘Wonder Woman’ gets pilot order at NBC. I’m fine with whoever they get to play Wonder Woman. As long as she has big tits, of course. I thought that went without saying. [Gamma Squad]
Ricky Gervais responds to Golden Globes fallout. Watch video of him on Piers Morgan. On Piers Morgan’s show, I mean. That could’ve been read the wrong way. [BuzzFeed]
Shut up, Judd Apatow. Speaking of Gervais, Judd Apatow defended the honor of Tim Allen and The Tourist while hosting the Producers Guild Awards. [Hollywood Reporter]
Welcome back, ‘Spartacus’! A collection of NSFW GIFs featuring Lucy Lawless’s boobs and lesbian tendencies. [bohemea]
Bad news for ‘Lost’ fans. “Odd Jobs,” the project featuring “Lost” alumni Terry O’Quinn and Michael Emerson, has been delayed until next season. Apparently the script wasn’t finished in a timely fashion. [TV Overmind]
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