Taylor Swift’s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is about many things. Haha, that’s not true at all: it’s about a guy who was SUCH a jerk to Taylor in the past, and now he wants to get back together with her. AS IF. So, it’s like everything by Taylor Swift ever. The fine folks at Teddie Films decided that the song, with revised lyrics and similar melody, would work for another topic: meth. Like so many ex-lovers of Swift’s, “We Are Never Ever Gonna Cook Together” spurns the original…’s message, in favor of amusingly recapping what’s happened between Breaking Bad‘s Walter White and Jesse Pinkman in seasons four and five (spoilers, obviously.)
Now, if you’re wondering what Jesse would look like dancing to banjo music, yo.