What could be creepy and the plot of the next found footage horror movie ends up being, well, creepy and the plot of the next found footage horror movie when filmmaker Matthew Clarke and David Milchard reenacted an actual conversation Clarke had with his two-year-old daughter, Coco. Little kids can get away with being protective brats who trap their parents into pretending they’re princesses. When a grown ass man with a beard does the same thing, it’s time to call the cops. It’s going to be tough for Clarke to explain to Coco that “no no, honey, I didn’t think you’d look like a 30-something man when you grew up.” But that’s a problem for Future Clarke. Don’t envy that guy.