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By / 12.19.13

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Gregg Casarona is so big, his name needed an extra “g.” But seriously, folks, Casarona is so big — HOW BIG WAS HE? — well, the 440-pound Casarona is so big that the first time he had sex, he nearly killed his then-girlfriend. The following harrowing tale comes courtesy of the New York Post via TLC’s new show, Sex Sent Me to the ER.

The 440-pound project manager was 21 at the time and had been dating his girlfriend Jen Gerakaris for about a month when they decided to take things to the next level.

Gerakaris was 22 and living in her parents’ Long Island basement at the time. She made her move by stripping down to her bra and panties and waiting on her bed until Gregg got the hint.

“I knew he was a virgin and I honestly didn’t care,” Gerakaris says. “We were dating for a little while and he hadn’t put any moves on me yet so I made a move.” (Via)

And like all first times, everything went perfectly.

When things began to heat up, Casarona thrust the 110-pound Gerakaris backwards with all 440 pounds of his girth. And Gerakaris’s head went right through the basement’s sheet-rock wall. “My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells the Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”

Oh, Casarona, you sweet talker you. Gerakaris was later diagnosed with a concussion, giving Casarona a new pickup line: “Girl, I want to Le’Veon your Bell.” It’s yet to work.

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