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"Woman Finds Dead Body While Having An Easter Egg Hunt With Her Child — Happy Easter!"
Sorry kid, in real life people don’t rise from the dead like Jesus they just fucking rot.
Wait. You mean that you’re NOT supposed to find a dead body every year on your Easter Egg Hunt? I will have to seriously re-evaluate my childhood now.
A grim tale, but I couldn’t help think, “What could Hannibal do with an Easter egg hunt tableau?”
It’s so odd to hear one of these “weird crime” stories where I can’t immediately point to an episode of Law and Order (any iteration) and say, “They already did it.” This may be a first.
Just wait. It’ll be next week’s “ripped from the headlines” but the dead guy will be a serial rapist & the lady will be his most recent victim.
The closest I’ve see to it was the group Treasure Force who posts YouTube clips about historic digs and finds once came across human bones on one of their adventures. They were out filming something else and saw hiking gear from a distance and didn’t know if it was left behind or someone who died out there in the wilderness. [www.youtube.com]
So the police realize they only have a 3 day window to investigate, right? ‘Cause after that their evidence will just up and vanish.
This sounds like a start of a Bones and/or Castle episode.
Please let his name be Jesus.
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