Here’s something that could only happen in anywhere that’s not America: two giggling Polish guys drive their small European-style car into and through a Tesco, the British Walmart. If someone tried to do this in the U-S-of-A, one of two things would happen: 1) the driver would kill EVERYONE, whether purposefully or accidentally; or 2) the car wouldn’t fit through the automatic doors. The SUV would be too big, and then the fat guy driving would be too lazy to cause mayhem on a Rascal, and then he’d go home, and then he’d finish his bucket of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, and then the same thing would happen all over again. AMERICA.
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