Listen To This Guy Talk Smack To An Opossum: ‘I’d Knock Your Ass Out’

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03.24.15 16 Comments

Opossums are filthy, dead-eyed creatures of the devil. That’s basically a fact. As someone who lives in an urban area and has had more than a few backyard barbeques ruined by these marauding marsupial jerks — who do not give a f*ck, by the way — I can attest to this. The guy in this video, however, got his revenge in the most minor way possible, by filming an invading opossum and talking sh*t to it. If you can’t beat them… call them a “nasty ass b*tch” and tell them to wipe the snot off of their noses. Excellent plan.

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