Every Episode on ‘Mob Wives’

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Due to my busy schedule of watching porn and scrolling through Tumblr, I’ve never watched VH1’s “Mob Wives.” However, this is Funny or Die video starring Sophia Bush and Drea de Matteo is pretty much how I envision every episode: dinner party, fight, dinner party, fight, dinner party, murder.

Related: it’s long past time for Sophia Bush to get the hell off of “One Tree Hill” and start acting in things that don’t suck. That woman is EXQUISITE. Here she is talking about ex-husband Chad Michael Murray’s penis: