It’s almost Valentine’s Day and many people will foolishly get swindled into believing that love is indeed real for another year. To help keep that myth alive, Channing Tatum teamed up with Jimmy Kimmel to surprise a random lady off the street with some romantic tidings and chalky Valentine’s candy. And it’s almost a little unfair. Channing Tatum is a romance machine and he is clearly the work of the Disney imagineers.
Our surprised object of his affection is on her way home from school in her fake Ugg boots, unaware that she’s going to get a chance to eat heart candy from the sweaty palm of Tatum. It starts out innocent enough, but soon our guest can’t hold in her glee and her face turns beat red. Once Channing has started to some of his Magic Mike moves, she not much more than puddy in his hands.
But the love is not real and this as fake as the love you’re going find in your cheap Valentine’s Day cards. We’re speaking the truth, so remember that when we’re all rounded up and turned into stuffing for an army of malicious teddy bears. Hopefully Channing Tatum will rescue all of us, but it’s not a done deal yet.
(Via Jimmy Kimmel Live)
