The finest way to close out the election might’ve come during Stephen Cobert’s Showtime special on election night. His closing words really were needed and they helped put things back onto a track that you could see healing some of the divide 2016 has created. It was nice and he decided to follow it up by letting out a little bit of anger during the tail end of his follow-up Live show on CBS.
With a little help from Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Colbert finds that his canine pal used Donald Trump as an indoor toilet. When Triumph said he was all over the cover of The New York Times, he wasn’t lying. He apparently “relieved” himself all over poor Trump’s face on the day of his greatest “triumph.” Expect to see Trump lock up the puppet at his new prison on some barge out in the Atlantic ocean. That’s where most of us people who bad mouthed the newly elected president will end up once those deportation squads really ramp things up.
I don’t see myself making it that far. A ditch on the side of the road maybe, but not Super Prison 84. That’s reserved for like Triumph, Seth Meyers, and probably Chris Evans, complaining daily that he’s not really Captain America.
The rest of the segment is just Triumph riffing on the election, making Colbert laugh a bit, and making sure everybody knows that it will be business as usual in this version of America. It smells like the old version so far!
(Via The Late Show)
