The Internet Caught Fire Over Draymond Green’s Alleged NSFW Pic On Snapchat

Draymond Green seems intent on male genitalia being a defining element of his NBA reputation. Following a postseason in which he was suspended a game for repeatedly attacking the opposition’s lower jewels, Green got caught in the internet’s crosshairs again on Sunday when an alleged picture of his own member circulated around on Twitter and elsewhere.

Green tweeted that he was “hacked,” which is the go-to thing to say these days when you do dumb stuff online:

https://twitter.com/Money23Green/status/759781142941753345

No one with a level of experience with technology known as “has handled a smartphone before” buys the “hacked” story. Green, in this case, more than likely meant to send evidence of his special organ privately, but instead had slippery fingers and sent it out to the world at large. The internet, predictably, went off.

Here, the savage memeification of Arthur continues:

https://twitter.com/lukezim/status/759793073459109889

https://twitter.com/viewsfromchrxs/status/759795477822971904

As another blogger notes, maybe Green is just putting on his best activist hat:

https://twitter.com/bhannonsarbour/status/759787581500432386

https://twitter.com/sfwarriorsfan/status/759781722271592448

While everyone assumed Carmelo Anthony’s recent nonplussed look on Team USA’s plane was about Vanessa Carlton, it’s possible that he was actually dismayed about Green’s bad internet tendencies:

Of course:

Even more of course:

https://twitter.com/GHernandez916/status/759804077198839809

Good advice for everyone:

Here’s a requisite Steph GIF:

https://twitter.com/fentyxrih/status/759805394499756032

Despite all this nonsense, people are still cavalierly (yup!) tweeting a screen shot of his actual snapchat pic.*

We’ll let you know when his account is safe to follow again.

*Psych! Read more kids. Here’s a blurry pic that’s still extremely NSFW.

UPDATE:

As we thought, it was meant to be a private message.

(H/T Bro Bible)