You heathens may not have known this, but the entire Apocalypse is prophesied in the video for Psy’s ‘Gangnam Style’. Here’s what this guy sets out to proves in his eight-part series of 11-minute videos:
• “I’m your host, William Tapley, also known as the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.”
• Eunuch, From The Bible, has returned to Earth as Psy From Gangnam Style.
• There are “many” parts of the video known as Gangnam Style in which the attributes of the False Prophet (Antichrist (CHAOS REIGNS)) are verified (I mean, just look at the way the millimeters of hair indicate Antichrist horns in the pool scene!).
• Psy has spots like a leopard, which is from Revelations or something.
• The horse rider dance is based on bears standing on their hind legs, so Psy walks like a bear which is from Revelations or something.
• Psy will bring down American and Britain before toppling Russia.
• Psy kind of drops the ball because his job as a biblical prophet is to give specific dates.
• YOU CAN GET A FREE COPY OF WILLIAM TAPLEY AKA THE 3RD EAGLE OF THE APOCALYPSE’S BOOK. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MESSAGE HIM.
I don’t know much about the Bible, but this sounds pretty convincing. Watch all of these videos, because there’s no other way you’ll learn “how Psy, as the Antichrist, promotes gay marriage through the use of phallic symbolism.” For those of you wondering what will happen while Vince is away on Vision Quest duty—FilmDrunk will be dedicated to frame-by-frame analysis of all eight parts of the Gangnam Style Apocalypse series. You’re welcome. Pay me.
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