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Adult Film Performers Review ‘Wiener Nougat’ In Woodrocket’s Latest Series

Our friends at Woodrocket (they of the “Ask A Porn Star” series and countless parodies) have a new series out, “Put It In My Mouth,” in which porn stars (as well as nude and fetish models) review suggestive-sounding foods. It’s sort of a play on unboxing videos, in case the other two sex puns weren’t punny enough for you already.

They gave us this look at their first episode, “Wiener Nougat,” unboxed and reviewed by Vuko, Daisy Monroe, Kylie Kalvetti, Sheridan Love, Leya Falcon, Kayla-Jane Danger, Jenna J. Ross, Jeze Belle, Kenzie Taylor and Kassondra Raine. How many of them do you think resisted a “wiener in my mouth” pun? If you answered “not many,” go to the head of the class. Adult film folks are not known for their ability to resist an obvious sex pun.

“Wiener Nougat,” incidentally, is an Austro-German type of nougat (“Wiener” means “Viennese”) that is made with chocolate and nuts. This particular brand has almonds and comes from Finland, where it’s apparently a popular Christmas treat. So yes, there’s a “Finnish in your mouth” pun to be had here as well, I’m tired.

Check out the uncensored version and more of “Put It In My Mouth” over at Woodrocket.

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