Bad Lip Reading: The 2013 Independent Spirit Awards – Best Screenplay Nominees (Morning Links)

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A word from Mark Wahlberg about the ‘revolutionary new performance water’ he’s launching with P Diddy |Film Drunk|

Christoph Waltz And Quentin Tarantino Also Win The Best Post-Oscars Memes |UPROXX|

In Which Anderson Cooper Discusses ‘Donkey Booty’ Vs. ‘Stallion Booty’ |Warming Glow|

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Let’s Break Down The Pacers-Warriors Fight |With Leather|

Juliette Binoche And Four Other Reasons To Be Excited About ‘Godzilla’ |Gamma Squad|

Nicki Minaj In Pasties Is One Reason To Look Forward To French Montana’s “Freaks” Video |Smoking Section|

LOLNFL: NFL Combine 2013
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Let’s put some Asian in the equation, shall we? |theChive|

Scientific Reasons to Respect Light Beer |Mental Floss|

The Ex-Files: ‘Dark Skies,’ Terrorism, And The End Of Alien Abduction Movies ||

Every Celebrity Mocked on South Park Over Its Sixteen Seasons |Vulture|

January Jones Banged Liam Hemsworth Last Weekend |IDLYITW|

Best Group Costume Ever? |HuffPost Comedy|

If This is Light Beer |Holy Taco|

50 Most Traumatizing Moments from Kids’ Movies |College Humor|

Michelle Williams & Jason Segel Broke Up |The Superficial|

Physicist Designs Machine to Pull Creme From Oreos |Clip Nation|

In Memoriam: A Tribute To Red Shirts in Cinema |NextMovie|

’90s TV Nerds: Where Are They Now? |Giant Life|

Lena Dunham Auditions For ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ |Screen Junkies|

12 Now Famous Celebrities You Totally Forgot Were In That TV Show You Watched Once Or Twice |Pajiba|

Jared Leto Got A Dope New Back Tattoo Because Twitter |Videogum|

The Best Athlete Mugshots and Their Look-Alikes |Brobible|

Kendrick Lamar – Poetic Justice (Live on Letterman) |High Definite|

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