“Chinese Food” is Ark Music Factory’s latest superhit

The Ark Music Factory, the guys (guy?) who gave us Rebecca Black’s “Friday” and Nicole Westbrook’s “Thanksgiving” is back with Alison Gold, and her soon-to-be superhit, “Chinese Food.” The chorus? “I love Chinese food.” Producer Patrice Wilson shows up in a panda suit at the end because of course he does. I don’t care what anyone says, I love this crap. I like to think to the Chinese “subtitles” are just wingding font, makes it more entertaining. |DeathandTaxes|

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