Chinese News Team Mistakes Pleasure Device for Mysterious Mushroom (Morning Links)

From a news report in China, village finds “mysterious mushroom” that’s actually a Fleshlight. “At the same time, we discovered this plant has many stories online.” Lady, you don’t know the half of it. “There is a rumor that Emperor Qingshi while looking for the secret to longevity found this herb to be one of its important ingredients.” Man, Fleshlight should use that in their advertising. [via shanghaiist]

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