Darth Vader redubbed & morning links

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06.22.10 3 Comments

Apparently this is super old and has been seen by three million people already, but I wasn’t one of them, and perhaps you aren’t either.  It’s just Darth Vader redubbed with James Earl Jones’ dialog from The Great White Hope (and some other movies, I’m not going to Google everything).  In this version, he tells Leia things like, “Yeah, you lucky I too busy to find you, girl, you sellin my clothes, my ring, my silver brushes.”  Anyway, if you haven’t seen it, it’s simple, yet brilliant. (Thanks, Michelle)


  • 9 Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Deaths.  Spoiler alert: Bruce and Brandon Lee didn’t make the list. |Uproxx|
  • I don’t play video games, but this first sentence grabbed me: “Naughty Bear is the game where you play a bullied bear living on a magical island of stuffed teddy bears, seeking revenge on the other teddies and getting bonus points for especially ‘deviant and maniacal’ kills.” |GammaSquad|
  • An actual penguin walking down the street with a backpack shaped like a penguin.  That is all. |WarmingGlow|
  • For serious though, Manute Bol wasn’t just a freakishly tall African, he was also one of the most legit dudes ever.  I would pretty much everyone on E!, TLC, MTV, The Disney Channel, Nickelodeon, and American Idol for one Manute Bol.  Also, Bizarre Foods’ Andrew Zimmern.  He’s disgusting and he eats like a cow. Chew with your godd*mned mouth closed, you revolting pig.|WithLeather|
  • Jagermeister hot air balloon! |HolyTaco|
  • Headline of the day: How do you get a spider out of your vagina?  |NextRound|
  • Giant 31-inch mustache wins the US title |Asylum|
  • The Super Mario beatboxer is pretty amazing.  Spoiler alert: He’s also creepy as f*ck.  Ugh, no thanks. |Urlesque|
  • How is Toy Story 3 like the Holocaust?  Oh boy, I can’t wait to hear how this joke ends. |Fark|
  • Squidbillies in “Holodeck Redneck.” |AdultSwim|
  • 20 obscure kids shows from the 70s and 80s. Oh internet, what would we do without you? |Gunaxin|
  • Meet Ann Sellors, whose one credit on IMDB is as “Woman who urinates herself.” |Tosh.0|
  • A moment of eloquence with Denis “My parents unnecessarily spelled my name like ‘penis'” Leary. |ScreenJunkies|

[via ZanyPickle. Jesus that is a horrible name for a site. I hope I never have to type it again.]

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