You know our friends from 5-Second Films? Of course you do, you ignorant slut. Well they’re trying to raise some green for a good cause, and by good cause, I mean Dude Bro Party Massacre 3. Hey, it seems like it could be cool. Just look at how many different facial hair styles that one guy pulled off! Plus, they let me drink with them a couple times. Do it, bros. Blowjob Stacey would’ve wanted it this way. (RIP). |Kickstarter|
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Multi-Racial Cheerios Commercial Reminds Us That YouTube Commenters Are The Worst |UPROXX|
ICYMI: Every way Sam Jackson has spelled “motherf*cker” since 2011. |FilmDrunk|
MEEP MEEP! Jason Segel on a scooter? Jason Segel on a scooter. Haha, it’s funny because he’s tall. |TheSuperficial|
40-Girl Softball Brawl Highlights Include A Bit Stomach |With Leather|
Embrace The Snark Side With ‘How Iron Man 3 Should Have Ended’ |Gamma Squad|
Woman Claims Rihanna’s Lipstick Gave Her Herpes, Sues |Smoking Section|
The 9 best summer barbecue festivals. Man, that would sound awesome if I didn’t still have Mexico diarrhea. |Mademan|
Our favorite fame-hating mathematician, Jaden Smith, spent the rest of his day dressing like Iron Man and hanging with a Kardashian. Yup. |TheSup|
The most heartwarming acts of celebrity charity. Whatever, man, I bought a hobo a beer once. |Ranker|
Patrick Stewart tries to clarify that his first slice of pizza wasn’t his first pizza, and he was confused that it didn’t come with a fork. Look, just don’t trust anyone from the UK in matters of food, okay? |Videogum|
RG3s Mortgage Is A Bigger Quagmire Then FedEx Field In January Folks. What? SPROTS! |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
That little girl from Mrs. Doubtfire wrote a thing about what it’s like being a child star and it’s really good, you guys. Still, I’d like to know how she got rid of that awful lisp. |Cracked|
13 Words That Knocked Out Spelling Bee Finalists. They’re should be a Sam Jackson motherf*cker spelling bee contest. |Mental Floss|
The Many Harried Cops of Mark Ruffalo |Grantland|
SUPERCUT OF THE DAY!
It’s a supercut of all the different noises Will Smith makes. I wish one of the noises was “go the f*ck to school, Jaden.” |ScreenJunkies|