Dude Bro Party Massacre 3?

You know our friends from 5-Second Films? Of course you do, you ignorant slut. Well they’re trying to raise some green for a good cause, and by good cause, I mean Dude Bro Party Massacre 3. Hey, it seems like it could be cool. Just look at how many different facial hair styles that one guy pulled off! Plus, they let me drink with them a couple times. Do it, bros. Blowjob Stacey would’ve wanted it this way. (RIP). |Kickstarter|

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