Anyone who's seen a Christopher Guest movie (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman) knows that Eugene Levy's a talented actor. Anyone who's seen The Man knows he's not great at picking projects.
As of this Christmas, he will become the only original actor to appear in all six American Pie movies – breaking the previous record of five, also held by him.
Sure, it's a distinction, but it's sort of like being the first guy to cut off your own head with a chainsaw. Well, except 1000 times less cool.
That's right folks, this Christmas, get ready for American Pie Presents: Beta House, the third direct-to-DVD release in the series. Happy birthday, Jesus, hope you like crap. I'd rather burn my dick on hot pie filling. There's no way money alone could explain this. Someone out there has some dirt on Eugene Levy, I just know it. Pictures of him molesting children, or watching a Jerry Bruckheimer movie – something.