‘And she squirts!’ ‘Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom’ has a trailer

Because I know that we’re all on the edges of our seats for the release of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, Vivid Video has a new trailer available on its website that boasts other such celebrity sex tape superstars like Kim Kardashian, Mindy McCready, Chyna, Shauna Sand, Carissa Shannon, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Montana Fishburne and Vince Neil, among others. And just like all of those other celebrity sex tapes *wink, wink, wink, wink* this one was totally never meant to be seen by the public.

Except we know that it was, because Farrah Abraham, one of the stars of MTV’s Teen Mom, was paid an estimated $1.5 million for her efforts, depending on which reports you believe, and her sex tape co-star is James Deen, who is arguably the most recognizable male porn star in the business today. And he said it was staged, as was their fake relationship, and then she responded by telling TMZ that he has a small penis, which was hilarious because he’s a porn star.

Now, in order to view the trailer, you have to go to the Vivid website, which is obviously NSFW. So again, I’ll warn you that if you click the link to go to Vivid’s website and watch the trailer for this sex tape/pornographic film, the site is very NSFW. But if you can’t click on this link right now, here’s the most important thing you need to know:

So, you know, just your average anal sex squirter p0rn starring a reality TV actress passed off as a leaked sex tape starring a real porn actor. God, what a wonderful time to be alive.

(H/T to The Superficial)