First Place Mullet and Morning Links

If you have a school picture that even approaches this awesome, you’re probably a liar. “He won the rocket trophy in a separate rocket building competition, and the toy car on his lap is from the Boy Scouts Pinewood Derby.” That’s right, he’s a Mullet Rocket Scientist Racecar Driver. This kid rules so f*cking hard. |Reddit via Uproxx|

MORNING LINKS
The Plot of ‘Two and a Half Men’ Recapped by Bored TV Critics|Warming Glow|

Nintendo Cartridges Get Recycled: 5 Awesome Products Made From Old Games |Gamma Squad|

15 Actors Who’d Make Fantastic Russian Generals |UPROXX|

Ryan Gosling says he’ll eventually quit acting to focus on babies |Film Drunk|

The National Anthem Of Your Nightmares |With Leather|

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife has found love again. Good for her, I always knew that fabulously rich Swedish broad would land on her feet. |TheSuperficial|

This dude rules at describing car accidents. |Videogum|

Some kids invented a place to put your oreo crumbs. |TheDailyWhat|

Steve-O breaks his nose on Mike Tyson’s fist. |GorillaMask|

Neat pictures from Iceland. |MentalFloss|

An 11-year-old boy recaps last night’s Two and a Half Men. |ScreenJunkies|

The Lovely Ladies Of Oktoberfest 2011 |Buzzfeed|

George Clooney Appears in a Bizarre Norwegian Bank Ad |FARK|

20 Additional Albums From 1991 Cameron Crowe Should Turn Into a Documentary |Moviefone|

Six Rotten Tomatoes Movie Ratings that Contradict Popular Opinion |The Smoking Jacket|

7 Shows That Peaked in Season One |Unreality|

Anna Faris is purdy. |WWTDD|

5 Famous Draft Dodgers. |HolyTaco|

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