Friday Free for All is the time of the week I reserve for all the things I really wanted to post that might not be strictly movie-related. So please, do not ask me “Dude, how is this movie related?” Or I will punch you. Send your tips to
Call me old-fashioned, but I’m of the opinion that one can never have to many turtle-orgasm videos. (Okay, okay, Professor Science, it’s actually a tortoise, you can get down from the clock tower now). This tortoise doesn’t remind me of myself as much as the Turtle Who Says Wow, mainly because he lasts way longer. I guess when you live 200 years or so, you can afford to take your time. Me, I’m more of a pump-pump pass out kind of guy, that’s just how I roll, deal with it. Oh hey, camera guy, can you get the camera further down the tortoise’s throat? I’m not nauseous enough yet. It looks like he’s got a winking cervix in there. I bet this is exactly what Steven Seagal’s unique physiological reaction looks like. [via BuzzFeed]
After the jump, a couple more movie-related mash ups.
Inception Parody: Inebriation
A basic idea, but the production values are rather impressive.
What’s Actually in ‘Breaking Dawn’.
And finally, thanks Danger Guerrero, for sending me this video of Old Dirty Bastard singing “Buttercup.” Old Dirty Bastard? More like Old DELIGHTFUL Bastard if you ask me.