Last week, a man made headlines when he courageously threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods as Woods was leaving the seventh green at CordeValle Golf Club near San Jose during the Frys.com Open. The
“I threw the hot dog toward Tiger Woods because I was inspired by the movie ‘Drive,'” Kelly said. “As soon as the movie ended, I thought to myself, ‘I have to do something courageous and epic. I have to throw a hot dog on the green in front of Tiger.’”
Somewhere, David Lynch just cried tears of joy.
Meanwhile, in a similar act of journalistic excellence, Moviefone has an interview with Kirk, a guy who looks like Ryan Gosling’s Drive mask.
It is a glorious time to be alive.