Just a reminder that it was one year ago today that Kirk Cameron celebrated his 41st birthday with 42 inches of Subway sandwich in a sad birthday celebration seen ’round the world. Most recently, he’s been on a speaking tour of fundamentalist “colleges” screening his documentary, Monumental, stopping occasionally to outrage the gays with his views on homosexuality (honestly, we all know what he thinks already, stop asking him). But I have no outrage to stoke, I’m just here to commemorate the man’s birthday, and give you the heads up so you can celebrate him in your own way, perhaps wish him well if you see him at Subway – where winners eat! Here’s to hoping Belinda is actually allowed to eat some this year, provided she still works here.
SANDWICHES ARE FOR CLOSERS, BELINDA! SLOTH IS A SIN!
WHY CAN’T YOU AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK NICE BEFORE YOU COME TO WORK, LIKE CAROLINE HERE?! STAY OUTSIDE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE!
Poor Belinda.
[thanks for the reminder, Morton]