HOLY HELL I NEED THIS

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12.17.08 99 Comments

A reader recently sent me an email with the subject line “The Danny Trejo Clothing Line” and only this link in the body.  While I can neither confirm nor deny whether Danny Trejo himself actually operates the company, one thing I’m certain of is that this shirt instantly shot to the top of my Christmas list.  That’s right, Santa, I’m looking at you.  And don’t forget, I know where you live, ju fat puto.

Notice how the chest/shoulder part bulges outward slightly instead of your traditional straight line?  That’s because if your chest doesn’t look like this you probably shouldn’t even bother.

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