IMPORTANT: Cowboys & Aliens has an Apache extra named ‘Freddy Apache’

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: There is an Apache extra in Cowboys and Aliens whose name is “Freddy Apache.” Freddy Apache, the Apache, who plays an Apache. Really, it makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

[related: Our friend Evan’s Tumblr, DumbNamesInMovies. My all-time favorite is “Yolanda Squatpump.”]