I’m pretty sick of the ice bucket challenge at this point, but luckily there’s a new kind of philanthropy taking the world by storm. That’s right, I’m talking about the “squeeze-a-thon,” a charitable event invented by a group of Japanese porn stars wherein they allow fans to squeeze their breasts in exchange for donations to AIDS research during a telethon entitled “Boob Aid.” I believe this is relevant to all of your mom’s interests.
The event, the 12th since its launch in 2003, will be broadcast on adult cable television, with punters donating to the anti-AIDS campaign in exchange for a feel.
It comes after sexist heckling of a Tokyo assemblywoman hit the headlines, highlighting old-fashioned views towards women that still permeate Japanese society.
“I never thought my boobs could contribute to society,” added the ponytailed Serina, apparently unaware of any contradiction.
How could anyone not know that boobs are an important contribution to society? She’s either a product of a sexist society, a dysfunctional education system, or both.
“I’m really looking forward to lots of people fondling my boobs,” Rina Serina told Tokyo Sports.
“But I would be very happy if you would please be delicate.”
Fellow porn actress Iku Sakuragi had no qualms about being groped by hundreds of pairs of hands.
“It’s for charity,” said the 21-year-old.
“Squeeze them, donate money — let’s be happy.” [HeraldSun]
These girls just have a really positive attitude and I appreciate that. Incidentally, the source article that looked down its nose at Japan’s “old-fashioned” society and sexist “contradictions” included in its story links to a “WORLD’S BEST BOOBS” poll, “PORN: Three stars tell why they love it,” and “TEEN BEAUTY QUEEN: Becomes porn star.” Tisk tisk tut tut, Japan, you have such a long way to go.