Jiu-Jitsu world champ thanks Steven Seagal

Grappler Marcelo Garcia won his fifth gold in the middleweight division at the jiu-jitsu World Cup over the weekend, and in his post-fight interview thanked Steven Seagal.  Oh, so you think Steven Seagal training fighters is a joke now, do you?  You won’t be laughing when you’re lying dead of a front kick he executes with his mind.  More importantly, Seagal’s response is after the jump. |CagePotato|

MORNING LINKS

Glenn Beck to charge Netflix-like subscription fee so you can be the most well-informed in your militia. |Uproxx|

Courtney Love Launches Insane Twitter Attack On Jezebel Editor. |Uproxx|

You playing our Fantasy Summer Box Office game?  Still time to get up to speed before the weekend… |Frotcast|

Great local commercial: Cat Hotel. |WarmingGlow|

Von Miller’s new tattoo: a watermelon slice, a chicken leg, and a hater, whatever the hell that is.  I was with you until the last part. |WithLeather|

The hilarious paintings of Jared Meuser. |GammaSquad|

Peter King likes his fiction rapey. |KissingSuzyKolber|

Take a trip to the New York fancy rat convention. |Videogum|

Trend Watch: Coning is the new planking. |TheDailyWhat|

Blog Watch: Dumb Names in Movies. |DumbNamesinMovies|

Kathy Ireland doesn’t look as great as she once did in a bikini, but I’d still hit that. |TheSuperficial|

25 mind-blowing sand sculptures. |HolyTaco|

Del Monte made a David Hasselhoff popsicle. But can you get drunk and eat them off the floor? |NYCStool|

Dong Watch: Chloe Sevigny to play a pre-op Irish assassin. |ScreenJunkies|

Things that make Kim Jong Il smile, things that make Kim Jong Il frown. |Buzzfeed|

Do you try to eat healthy? You might have an eating disorder. |Fark|

DC Is Out of Their Goddamned Minds |ToplessRobot|

BECOME A FAN OF FILMDRUNK ON FACEBOOK OR ELSE MY DAD WILL BEAT ME!