'Kid's Police' Trailer Has Everything You Could Ask For, Well, Besides Boobs… That Would Be Weird (Morning Links)

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The Coen Bros Are Writing Angelina Jolie’s Directorial Follow-Up |Film Drunk|

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How Nick Offerman And Megan Mullally Became America’s Favorite Celebrity Couple |UPROXX|

Let’s Check In With The Local New-… Aaaaaaaand Somebody Made A Toilet Out Of Snow |Warming Glow|

Lego Hogwarts Is So Amazing It Has To Be Witchcraft
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Take 10 Minutes To View These 100 Vince Carter Dunks |Smoking Section|

The Jets Want Some Hot Brady Quinn Action |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

The Best of the Goats Yelling Over Popular Songs Meme |Ranker|

GAME ON!! |theChive|

8 Official State Dinosaurs |Mental Floss|

Megan Fox Apologized To Michael Bay Because No One Would Hire Her |The Superficial|

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16 Doppelgangers Spotted In Real Life |HuffPost Comedy|

Ugh, Fine, Let’s Look At The Oreo Separator Machine |Videogum|

9 Movies With Titles That Spoil Their Own Ending |NextMovie|

This ‘Zooey DeChappelle’ Face Mashup Is Straight-Up Terrifying |College Humor|

The Greatest Cruise of all Time! |Holy Taco|

Hey, It’s Kelly Brook And Her Panties |IDLYITW|

The Scariest Breakup Ever |Clip Nation|

Simon Pegg Rumored For Future ‘Star Wars’ Films Because Of All The Nerds |Screen Junkies|

Here’s Jennifer Lawrence Without Makeup Smoking Weed |Pajiba|

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