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‘Kristen Stewart Wows in Sexy Bikini.’ That was the Yahoo headline I read, which, curiously, accompanied this photo of 21-year-old Twilight heartthrobburn victim Kristin Stewart on the cover of British GQ. In which she sexily wears whatever that baggy thing covering her bikini bottoms is sexily pulled up above her belly button, higher than my grandpa on his way to bowling match. I guess diaper + training bra = sexy, according to some people.
Okay, now that say it out loud, it does sound pretty hot. To quote Joe King, “Grandma… I want you to fill up the whole diaper.”
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Now we know the real reason Snorkels snapped her spine, he was tired of fighting for space against her undescended testicles.
man, I love a chick that can pull off that Terry Schiavo look. Pull my plug baby!!
I guess a “Heart-burner” is kinda like a “heart-breaker,” right?
WOW.
That is unfortunate.
Has GQ literally taken EVERYONE ELSE’S picture that they HAD to print this? I
would’vegot harder looking at a picture of a mushed up jack ‘o lanternI guess diaper + training bra = sexy, according to some people.
Guy’cha! Why did everyone look at Him when he said that?
Wow, she has Peggy Hill’s feet and Weston Cage’s nail polish.
…and Shaggy 2 Dope’s complexion…and Amy Winehouse’s curves…and Miley Cyrus’ overbite…
If this was the April issue, I’d guess that GQ was playing a trick on her.
…and probably 10 times Katherine Heigl money…sigh…
My first thought on seeing this picture was that Daniel Radcliffe needs a haircut.
Mila Jovovich & The Cryptkeeper had a kid?
That is a gentleman’s bikini
A bikini should leave a little something to the imagination. Bold choice by British GQ I guess to make that thing a tranny penis.
That chest is flatter than her acting!