Swede chases off angry moose with a big iron bar, viking style. Assuming vikings practiced on moose. |via DailyWhat|
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That C-word Gloria Allred says Roger McDowell called fans the F-word. The bigoty one. |WithLeather|
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60 contributions South Park has made to the English language. |Clutch|
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Grading the latest teacher-student sex scandal. |BostonStool|
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This guy has a sweet alien suit. |UnrealityMag|
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Six problems we’ve found on Obama’s birth certificate. |HolyTaco|
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