Holy Supercut, Batman! (Morning Links)

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Exclusive Supercut: 5-Second Films At The Movies |Film Drunk|

Ben reviews Total Recall, and author Matthew Parker sheds more light on prison life. |Frotcast|

Breaking Badass Power Rankings: ‘Dead Freight’ |Warming Glow|

Well, that explains it. [via Tastefully Offensive]

Holy Crap, Miami Heat Porn Star Oral Celebration Actually Happened |With Leather|

Ultra-Realistic ‘Futurama’ Art Is The Best Kind Of Nightmare Fuel |Gamma Squad|

Peter King Draws No Conclusions From The Preseason, Other Than The Ones
He Does |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Summer On Smash: Team USA Basketball Brings Home Olympic Gold |Smoking Section|

20 Greatest Non-Sporting Moments Of The 2012 London Olympics
Immortalized In GIF Form |UPROXX|

Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince In Jail,
And Who Can Blame Them? |Screen Junkies|

Mountain Dew Contest Hijacked By 4Chan |Buzzfeed|

Germans Deliver An Important Message For All Of Mankind |Videogum|

Paul Ryan’s Surprising Take On Jon Stewart |HuffPost Comedy|

“Is someone going to shop the president with a mohawk or do I have to do
everything around here” |Daily What|

11 Time Traveler Urban Legends That Pretty Much Debunk Themselves |Mental Floss|

The Headlines of The Gotham Gazette During The Dark Knight Rises |Unreality|

Jean-Claude Van Damme Had An Affair With Kylie Minogue
While Filming ‘Street Fighter’ |The Superficial|

Steve Must Love ‘Silence Of The Lambs’ |Work LOLs|

12 Pictures of People Being Friendly with Sharks |College Humor|

Thousands of disappointed fans immediately book reservations at Hedonism

8 Husband-Wife TV Arguments That Stung As Much As Your Own Parents
Fighting |Pajiba|

Here’s a tree Odd Future fans set ablaze in the middle of L.A. |Death + Taxes|

Nothing Will Make You Hungrier Than This Amazing Five Guys Review |Hypervocal|

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