NO, CAT! YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! THAT IS NOT HOW WE SIT ON CHAIRS IN THIS HOUSE! THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE QUIT SCHOOL! |FckYeahDementia|
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Swag, Hashtags, Darius Rucker, And Tight B*tthole: A ‘Workaholics’ Interview. |
This Week in Posters: Twilight, Muppets, and Diagonals Oh My! |Film Drunk|
The 1992 Dream Team In Action (Figures) |Smoking Section|
First Look At Scarlett Johansson As An Alien |Gamma Squad|
‘Walking Dead’ Renewed for Third Season |Warming Glow|
The Best Of The 2011 Tompkins Square Park Dog Parade |With Leather|
The meanings behind six weird album titles. I’m still waiting for a good explanation of “American Pie” |FARK|
Tara Reid’s wedding was fake. I blame all her problems on Carson Daly, chick ruiner. |TheSuperficial|
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The 18 Worst Wide-Release Opening Weekends of 2011 |Moviefone|
Tiffani has an i at the end of her name, big boobs. |GorillaMask|
A twisted take on Donkey Kong. |G4|
The president’s secret New York train station. |MentalFloss|
Cora Skinner’s Salute to Halloween |Brobible|
87 Year-Old Man Arrested with 228 Pounds of Cocaine |The Daily What|
Seven actresses who waited too long for Playboy. |ScreenJunkies|
Censored Zelda Will Make You Laugh Against Your Will |Unreality|
What the Playboy photographer should expect from Lindsay Lohan during her Playboy photoshoot. |HolyTaco|
The Gentlemen’s Rant: Hipsters |NextRound|
By far my absolute favorite part of this waffle house brawl (that’s a gorgeous three-word phrase — possible Seagal title?) is the striped hoodie guy at the 1:49 mark, who doesn’t give a sh*t about the huge fight going on around him:
[via Buzzfeed]
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