Morning Links with Chewbacca Dog

It pains me to say this, but when I Googled it, I found Chewbacca Dog’s sash thingie was Photoshopped.  One of the saddest moments of my life. |Source|

MORNING LINKS

Boyfriend Watches Girlfriend Get Murdered On Webcam [Uproxx]

Are You Investing In Enough Gold? [UproxxNews]

Ninja Turtles Against Weed [WarmingGlow]

MMA Tattoo Trivia Challenge: Answers and Winners [WithLeather]

Patton Oswalt plays Dungeons and Dragons. |GammaSquad|

“Meth mouth” ain’t got sh*t on “no mouth.” This man has no mouth. |BostonStool|

Russian prez tears it up on the dance floor. |PhillyStool|

The 7 Greatest Sci-Fi Time Machines [Buzzfeed]

Cristina Mirra is not the best at wearing shirts. |GorillaMask|

Girl catches giant goldfish. |TheDailyWhat|

Lady Gaga is saying stupid crap again. |TheSuperficial|

Mortal Kombat Cosplay is Better in Motion [Unreality]

Catherine Zeta-Jones is back at work.  She’s a trooper, that one. |WWTDD|

5 things I wrote on a Wendy’s napkin when I was really high. |HolyTaco|

The 9 greatest movie pot dealers. |ScreenJunkies|

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