MOY NAME EES CHEV CHELIOS…

Oi, ‘allo, Jason Stafam ‘ere.  Moy shir’s chafin’ me again, moind if oy take i’ off?  Fanks.  Now, where were we… rightio.  So innis flick I’s back transpor’erin fings for people ‘at don’t ask questions.  Fact, if dey do break ‘a rules an’ ask questions, oy take me shir’ off an’ star’ buggerin’ people around, innit?  Oy droive cahs, roid fock’n BMX boicycles, an’ foight blokes wif bloody samurai swords, a cheeky buggas.  Sometoimes oy wake up in strange places wi’out me shir’ on, loike someone’s come in an’ taken me shir’ off durin’ da noight. ‘an oy’s loike, oi, where’s me bloody shir’ go?  Anyway, it’s good fun, an’ I fink you should check i’ out. Did oy mention oy taike me shir’ off?

[via IGN