New Dark Knight Rises Photos: Anne Hathaway as Catwoman (NO SPOILERS ON PAGE 1)

On the following pages, I’ve got some new pictures of Anne Hathaway in costume as Catwoman from the set of The Dark Knight Rises. Since I know how sensitive many of you are to spoilers, the first page only shows my fan-art recreation of the costume. Sorry to anyone I fooled you into thinking this was an official publicity still. It isn’t. It’s just a drawing. That’s supposed to be her litter box in the background on the bottom right.

Nice heels. Who’s she fighting against, gravity?
That crew guy’s eyes are like a butt laser. Not that I blame him.
“Codpiece? This lump’s all me, baby. And you just made it bigger.”
Ooh, is that her running? I get it, she’s agile, like a cat, hence the name. I don’t know how anyone could hope to escape this lighting-fast human cheetah. They must be using high-speed film.
Oh my God, what the f*ck’s on your head??
“Yeah, that’s good, paint a snaggle tooth on her, maybe this will earn as much as Spider-Man.”
Uh oh, we’ve got a onesie emergency. QUICK, TO THE BAT TOILET!
Eh, oh, what’s got two thumbs and loves bat pussy, bippity boppity.
[Pictures via JustJared, ComicBookMovie – more there]