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Ask A Porn Star: What Was Your Grossest On-Set Experience?

I was with Lee Roy Myers when he was shooting for Woodrocket’s Ask A Porn Star series back in January (always free and uncensored on Woodrocket!), and I believe one of the questions I suggested was “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on a porn set?” Or it may have been “what’s the worst thing you’ve seen on a porn set?”

I can’t remember the exact wording, but I was hoping for some kind of theater of the absurd, or maybe a particularly scarring experience. Turned out it didn’t really matter how we phrased the question, the performers questioned, almost to a person, always treated it as “tell us your worst poop, pee, vomit, and/or period story.”

At that point I think Lee Roy figured just go with it and asked for everyone’s grossest story. As James Deen says, “That just comes with the territory when you’re having sex. If you’re going to f*ck someone in the butt, you shouldn’t expect to not find poop.”

A wise man, James Deen.

April O’Neil’s story is technically about a fake-squirting enema turning into a tampon geyser. Rain DeGray (who should’ve been a poet, honestly) introduces us to the phrase “d*ck drunk” and recounts a vomit/spit mix-up caused by a language barrier. Mick Blue’s story includes the phrase “it looked like vegetable goulash.”

Mondays, right? Anyway, that this is the longest video of Woodrocket’s Ask A Porn Star series should tell you something about how often something gross happens.  Yes, these are horribly disgusting (stories, no visuals) if you’re squeamish, but strangely fascinating all the same if you’re a weirdo like me. Of course, I say this as someone who watches pimple-popping videos.

Anyway, as a wise children’s book once taught me, everyone poops. It really is the great equalizer. No reason to be ashamed of your bodies, folks. When it comes down to it, we’re all just thinly-covered, slowly-rotting sacks of stink meat.

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