Pound on my muffin and these morning links

A friend sent me this video, which I don’t know anything about, other than that it’s from someone named Shira and called “Pound on My Muffin.” Have you noticed it’s really hard to tell if a song is a joke these days?

Photoshop Challenge: Come At Bane, Bro |UPROXX|

7 New and Returning January Shows You Should Seek Out and 7 You Should Avoid |Warming Glow|

5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Buy a PS Vita |Gamma Squad|

Man misses mouse and shoots roommate, revealing child rapist |Film Drunk|

Alex Rodriguez Definitely Has A Type. (Muscular amazons). |With Leather|

37 great moments from the Larry Sanders Show. If you don’t like this show, we probably couldn’t hang. |Buzzfeed|

Adult Swim’s Songs for Helping “Unknown” |Adult Swim|

5 Actors Who Got Their Start on ‘Punk’d’ |The FW|

Justin Timberlake is engaged. Is it just me, or did 40% of the planet get engaged in the last two weeks? |TheSuperficial|

Here’s a guy in a parking lot dancing to “Niggas in Paris.” (Is that Paris Hilton’s new movie?) |Videogum|

6 infamous arsonists and how they got caught. |Mentalfloss|

Crazy Eyes Bachmann dropped out of the race. She might have a chance if it was her against Santorum. |TheDailyWhat|

The 10 Best Movies You Didn’t See in 2011 |Pajiba|

Five Shows That Started Off Slow (and Have Since Hit Their Stride) |Unreality|

7 of Rick Santorum’s least favorite films. |ScreenJunkies|

How to write a Paranormal Activity sequel. |HolyTaco|

The 8 least anticipated films of 2012. |ShortList|