Because a good political scandal that involves a crack-smoking mayor with all the p*ssy he’ll ever need to eat right at home isn’t good enough as it is, our good friend Lee Roy Myers is giving Toronto mayor Rob Ford his very own porn parody. Myers told The Daily Dot that this is actually the first time that he’s taking on a politician who is still in office, as he and WoodRocket have previously parodied the sexual exploits of some of America’s greatest presidents. But why Ford? Why on Earth would we want to see someone who looks like this guy having sex?
Everyone is so excited to see the video of the Mayor of Toronto smoking crack, and whatever other videos the police have in their custody. At WoodRocket.com, we’re hopeful that one of those videos also has Ford fornicating on them. Ford-icating. We’re not excited to see him naked. We’re just excited to see this bizarre political scandal get more bizarre. And what would be more bizarre than if he had recorded a celebrity sex tape? (Via the Daily Dot)
According to TMZ, Vivid is also mulling an offer to Ford that would have him star in his own sex tape, and that’s f*cking horrifying. But between that idea and Myers’s parody, does anyone think that Ford doesn’t actually already have his own sex tape stashed away somewhere? The guy blamed smoking crack on his binge drinking, so I’d say the chances of him having recorded himself having sex with his wife, an employee, a prostitute or just some random girl are probably pretty great.
So it’s only a matter of time before that video is released. Maybe he’ll leak it or someone will hack his computer and steal it. Or maybe he’ll just be walking down the street and it’ll fall out of his pocket after he slips on a banana peel and his pants fall down while a clown sprays him with seltzer. One way or another, it’s safe to assume we’re going to eventually see Rob Ford’s penis.
And yes, there’s a NSFW trailer for you right here.