I wish I could properly commemorate this announcement with a gif of a cat skydiving out of a bag (maybe screeching out of one with a NOS burst), but in any case, it sounds like there’s going to be a “secret” screening of Furious 7 tonight at SXSW. At least, this tweet from the SXSW account doesn’t take much parsing:
Just added for all #SXSW badges: surprise screening of a huge film, 7 mins after midnight tonight @ Paramount. Gotta be FAST to get a seat.
— SXSW (@sxsw) March 15, 2015
Oh sure, now you say we gotta be fast, what ever happened to “this time it ain’t just about being fast.”?
Today it’s too fast, tomorrow it’s too furious, I feel like they’re critiquing my love-making. Anyway, good luck getting into that, SXSW badge holders. Word is, Vin Diesel will not be attending. Unless he decides to parachute out of a skydiving car at the last minute, which would be totally boss.
It’s a movie about skydiving cars, but at its heart it’s really a story about family.