Sir David Attenborough Narrates a Tortoise Humping & Your Morning Links

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MORNING LINKS
Glenn Danzig says he would’ve played Wolverine “Less Gay” than Hugh Jackman |Film Drunk|

‘Game of Thrones’ Recap: ‘Blackwater’ |Warming Glow|

8 Points To Watch In The Thunder Vs. Spurs Series |Smoking Section|

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Frotcast 101: Comic, Video Game Champion, Rockstar Jason Dove |Frotcast|

This Is Glorious: Our Favorite Voice Actors Do A Comical Table Read Of Star Wars |Gamma Squad|

Hear The National’s Tyrion-Approved Song From The ‘Game of Thrones’ Soundtrack |UPROXX|

Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory. |TheSuperficial|

Scrubs, Reunited… On A Boat. |Buzzfeed|

The Scandalous History of Arlington National Cemetery |Mentalfloss|

Taco Bell’s Ridiculous New Breakfast ‘Cocktail’ |HuffPost Comedy|

The Morning Jolt: Gangsta |HolyTaco|

If Summer 2012’s Movie Posters Told The Truth |TheShiznit|

10 perfectly logical reasons Superman’s a dick |Fark|

Kelly Brook Won The Hell Out Of Cannes |IDLYITW|

30 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising a Baby That You Will Never Learn from Movies and TV |Pajiba|

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE BE CAREFUL? |Videogum|

THD x W.Steele: All Hands On Deck |High Definite|

The iRistocrats |TheDailyWhat|

This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason |ScreenJunkies|

Dear Taylor Kitsch, |Unreality|

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