FlipBoardAnton Yelchin of Charlie Bartlett is talks to play Kyle Reese in Terminator 4 (which used to be called Terminator: The Future Begins but is currently title-less).
Reese, of course, is John Connor’s friend from the future who travels back in time to bone his mom. Awesome, uh, thanks bro. Terminator 4 is, of course, the nail in the coffin of the Terminator franchise which is being directed by the guy who did Charlie’s Angels.
It’s nice that they’ve chosen someone who looks so tough and ruggedly masculine. I mean, I’m not saying I’d rape this guy if we were in prison, but you better believe I’d watch.
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For the record, I’m allowed to rip on this guy’s hair because I share his affliction. Growing up with gay clown hair toughens you up, let me tell ya.
For the record, I’m allowed to rip on this guy’s hair because I share his affliction.Elephantitis of the thumb?
"Ok Kyle – here’s the plan. You’re going to travel back in time and fuck my mom""John – gross! She’s your mom, bro.""Don’t call me bro, dad, that’s just fucked up.""John, I’m not your dad, what the fuck?""Look – you’re my dad. I wouldn’t be talking to you right now if you hadn’t fucked my mom back in the ’80s. Isn’t that clear to you?""Um, you’re crazy dude""I HATE YOU, DAD! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!"
Pre-posting is punishable by death. By Bobo.
Fuck – Lance pre-posted and I blindly followed from the latest comments page. Oh well, my dialog cracks me up either way.
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Another day, another post about rape. It’s enough to bring a tear to my eye. and a tear to my anus.
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My avatar kills Sarah Connor by smashing his drum set into her spinal cord.
Eib, that kid is so fruity a pink Barbie purse would butch him up.
Eddie Furlong would
totally mouth fucknever hang out with this shmengal.I’m not saying I would make a good Kyle Reese but, I can do more than two pushups without prolapsing my asshole.
McG’s finalists for the "Kyle Reese" role:Anton YelchinPee Wee HermanQuentin TarantinoHeath LedgerUltimate Warrior
I mean, I’m not saying I’d rape this guy if we were in prison, but you better believe I’d watch. I’d rape this kid in a Toys’R’Us
With this kid playing Reese, this must be the one that the timeloop is broken? Cuz he looks like he could die just from heartburn.
I totally read that picture caption as Nice job on the asshole hair. It’s more of a tuft but I’m sure he’s flattered regardless.
Things McG Packs on a camping trip:Making Movies by Sidney LumetNothing
Things McG Packs on a camping trip:Making Movies by Sidney LumetNothingSomeone’s ass? Addfixed
J-McDurst is totally a bottom, you can tell.
Anton Yelchin’s influences include Kevin Spacey and glory holes.
It’s really weird that Linda Hamilton will still be playing Sara Connor. I don’t want to see him go at it with her at all. She will break him.
Does Anton have the same skin condition as Michael Jackson? Oh shit. Sorry, I thought it said Antaewhon. The Jheri curl confused me.
Lataveonshay(my personal fave name from a paternity test on Maury)
Goddammit, I don’t know why I can’t see Lance’s pictures sometimes, but I don’t know what the hell you guys are talking about and it’s annoying as all hell.Did someone call me earlier? I thought I heard my name. Fek, audio has been restored on the home ‘puter, thank you kinkly for the assistance.
I too share an affliction with Anton Yelchin: people are always looking at me and saying, “Are you fucking trying to wink at me?”
And I meant thank you "kindly", but if you prefer to be thanked kinkily, I’m sure that can be arranged.
Gary Busey would HATE Anton Yelchin.
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Kyle Reese: Pain can be controlled – you just disconnect it. Fighting this kid would be like smacking wet Kleenex. I don’t see him pulling it off.
The Terminator Series on FOX is way better than any McG directed crap.
but if you prefer to be thanked kinkily, I’m sure that can be arrangedDon’t TEMPT me, Frodo!!!
The Terminator Series on FOX is way better than any McG directed crap.I agree.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Come ooooooooon Season 2
"Ok Kyle – here’s the plan. You’re going to travel back in time and fuck my mom""John – gross! She’s your mom, bro.""Don’t call me bro, dad, that’s just fucked up.""John, I’m not your dad, what the fuck?""Look – you’re my dad. I wouldn’t be talking to you right now if you hadn’t fucked my mom back in the ’80s. Isn’t that clear to you?""Um, you’re crazy dude""I HATE YOU, DAD! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!"Dude. Stone. I did not sit through half a season of the Sarah Connor Chronicles for nothing. The conversation goes like this:"Hey, Kyle, look. We found a time machine. Go back in time and protect my mom. Try to have sex with her if you can.""Whatever you say, John. Just let me go tell my friends and loved ones I’m going on a suicide mission–""NO! NO TIME FOR THAT! JUST GO FUCK MY MOM!""Listen, man, you gotta stop bossing people around –""I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I WISH I’D NEVER BEEN BORN! …But seriously, go back in time so that I can be born."Fixed. …The EDITOR!
By the way, Lance forgot to credit our hirsute, bitter rugby coach for the prison rape line.