This week in This Week in Movie Posters begins with A Tale of Two Beanies. Uh, I mean Cell, starring Samuel L. Jackson and John Cusack, who look like they showed up to do a Shane Black movie and then it turned out to be a Stephen King movie. Never bring snark to a zombie fight. In any case, I commend the poster designer for lining up the names with the correct faces, and for presumably not wasting any money on that font. Wait a second, are we sure this isn’t a ’90s computer game? Because that font seems to suggest it is.