Trend Watch: ‘Japanese Bagelheads’ (and morning links)

Here’s a hot new trend out of Japan, injecting liquid under your skin to give yourself a lumpy, bagel forehead. I’d blame this on the Japanese, but body-mod people are nuts everywhere. |Vice|

MORNING LINKS

Pop Culture Troll Quotes > Pop Culture Actual Quotes [Uproxx]

I’m playing this Draftstreet game for WithLeather, you should too. |WithLeather|

A new frotcast will be up tomorrow. In the meantime, check out last week’s, on “Fartlore.” |Frotcast|

This Week In F-ck I Love You: Dairy Queen [KSK]

The handsome dude in the picture? Larry David. Believe it. |BostonStool|

The Ten Worst Answers for ‘Best Show on Television’ [WarmingGlow]

A Tribute To Sarah Palin’s Aborted Historic Bus Tour Of America [Uproxx]

Nathan Fillion photobombs. |GammaSquad|

My new pick for “funniest motorcycle crash.” |Videogum|

Amish guy busted for sexting a 12-year-old. |HolyTaco|

Footage of the Toulambi tribe of New Guinea encountering white man for the first time in 1976. “If it was a brother, it woulda gone something like this” jokes quickly followed. |TheDailyWhat|

These guys built a double-wedgie, double nut-shot machine.  Great work, guys. |GorillaMask|

Lindsay flips out on Matt Lauer, demanding $100K. Can we sentence her to do porn already? |TheSuperficial|

Bill O’Reilly & Lupe Fiasco Talk President Obama, The Terrorist [TSS]

The Harsh Reality of L.A. Noire [ToplessRobot]

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